African Cichlid

All we know is rage.  

Angelfish

Because Discus are to expensive. 

Barb

Cold and nippy.  

Betta and Gourami

So pretty. So angry.  

Catfish

They have funny faces. 

Corydoras

Commonly mispronounced in singular form. 

Crab and Crawfish

Pinchy pinchy pinchy.  

Danio and Rasbora

They like it cool and in a school.  

Discus

Not for throwing. 

Goldfish

Little water cows.  

Guppy and Endler

They wont stop breeding. Help.  

Loaches and Botia

Snails beware!  

Molly and Killifish

Oddball

They just don't fit in. The weird, the stange, and the cool. 

Platy and Swordtail

Plecostomus

They wont clean your aquarium. 

Rainbowfish

The classic big schooling fish.  

Shrimp

Not for boiling.  

Snail

Working at a snail's pace.  

South American Cichlid

Bundles of rage but they sure are pretty. 

Tetra

For when you want your own swarm of something.